Thursday, December 14, 2006

Save the Dolphins!

Being tall not only makes you smarter, but it apparently also helps you save dolphins! Being tall is great. If you have any dolphin-related emergencies, give me a call.

2 comments:

Vinny Cooch said...

I saw the tail end of that story. Did they mention why they couldn't just use a long grabbing implement?

Jefferson said...

Vinny,

I'm not really sure, the article said something about the dolphin's stomach contracting. I'm not sure that I could really stick my arm that far down a dolphin's throat!