Monday, March 30, 2009

6th Grade Camp

Do you remember 6th grade? I remember it pretty well. Lots of middle-school drama between groups of friends, boys and girls, different cliques, etc. Well, although those days are behind me, I got to relive it for a few days last week at Science Camp!

The 6th grade at C-dog's school takes the kids each spring up to Prescott, AZ to a camp up in the mountains for a fun getaway. They have a bunch of parents volunteer so that each parent has 3-5 kids assigned to them in a group. I had 3 boys from our ward in my group.

We met at 7:30am on Wednesday morning to find out who would be in each group. Then we waited around (waiting around would become a common occurrence) until 8:30, when they started loading the buses. Yes, the big yellow school buses with the green padded seats and no shocks. I swear they weld the axles to the frame on those bad-boys. Add that to the fact that I could not physically sit forward in the seat due to my long body, and that we had a 3 hour ride and I'm pretty sure that I have a decent shot at disability in some states!

At least I had my new blackberry storm to play with on the way up. It's fun to have mobile internet. I was showing the kids videos from youtube. They really liked the video of that big dog robot. All of them asked right away: "does it have guns??" I hope the designers of this robot have seen the Terminator movie...


Back to the topic at hand: science camp was fun. They did have classes, but not many and they were short. We ended up playing a lot of basketball and ping pong. I wish they would have told us about all the downtime: I would have brought a football, uno, other games, etc. It's really hard to entertain 11-year-olds with nothing!


The favorite activity was the gym- they had a rock wall and a zip line.















C-dog was brave and jumped off the wall, and loved the zip line!









This is just to show the scale of the zip line start height. Non-trivial, I'd say.



Because there wasn't much to do, one of the major events at camp was waiting in line for meals. There were three problems: They made us wait outside the door until the EXACT minute that the meal should start; if you were at the end of the line, you had to wait a long time to receive any food; and there weren't enough seats for everyone in the dining area. Everyone figured this out after the first meal, and started arriving early to line up. It got to where you had to be in line 20-30 minutes early to be toward the front of the line. And the line was long, see!


I also had to try to keep track of one of my boys, who HAD to be with his friends the whole time. It wouldn't have been too bad, except that his parents were terrified that his eternal soul was at risk at Science camp, and had tasked me with saving him. Anyway, he's a good kid and there were no problems, besides occasionally wandering off.

One funny event was orienteering class. The teacher gave us a compass and a list of headings. We were supposed to follow the headings until we found the station for each heading. Then we were supposed to punch the paper with the punch tied to the station. Simple, right? Well, it only works if all the stations are in place- someone removed the 2nd station the night before we did the exercise. So we wandered around back and forth at 300 degrees until we decided that something was wrong.

See how clean they kept the room?!?!












The fire was fun, and the teachers tried really hard to only let a small group of kids down to the fire at a time. Yea, right- it was a madhouse, but no one was burned.


The dance was pretty fun. C-dog didn't really dance, but he had fun wandering around having people sign his book. I challenged him to get a girl to sign his book. This was mostly just a tease because I remember being terrified of girls at his age. He promptly ran off and got 3 girls to sign. Surprised, I asked him to get 3 more, so he ran off and got 10! He had most of the kids at the camp sign it. I was really proud of him. I can't believe how much he's changed in the last year. The dance was kind-of a PJ dance. That's why some of the kids are in PJs, and some have PJs over their jeans. This video was early on, before the dancing really started. Some of those kids were good dancers.


Ahh, 6th grade...

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Mouth is now officially a Webelo

This is the secret rite of passage into the Webelos den. They have to eat a powdered sugar doughnut while being suspended upside down. It sounds pretty hard to me-how can you swallow? To get into the bear den the boys have to fight the bear (dad) in a tent. For the wolf den the boys have to drink a whole cup of real wolf blood without throwing up. The boys all think its hawaiian punch or tomato juice. But the adults know the truth!
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

6 year old flag football

Its hard to get a good photo with a phone but these games are a blast. By the way this is my first real mobile post. I'm sending it live from the field. Pretty cool!
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

UPDATE: Tank got his first touchdown! You can see the moment just before he scored here. Good job, Tank!

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Please help!

I'm really frustrated with Blogger and its unfriendly method of importing pictures. Perhaps it's just user-error, but I have a difficult time bringing in more than 1 or 2 pictures. They end up all jumbled on the page, and I have to go into the HTML and hit enter a bunch of times to get them to line up like I want. Also, the 'preview' does not work correctly- the layout of the blog I see in preview mode is different than the layout of the blog I see when I post it. It's frustrating- I have to post the blog, look at it, grumble under my breath, edit the post, then repeat (multiple times).

Does anyone have any helps or procedures that they use when importing multiple pictures into blogger?

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Disneyland 2009 Trip #1


We bought year passes to Disneyland this year. We're about 6-7 hours away so We're going to try several fun weekends at the Happiest Place on Earth(tm).

We went this weekend with Jill (yea!) and had a blast. Allie's work paid for us to stay at the Disneyland hotel and to have a couple of meals with Disney characters (they love her at her work). If you look closely, you will see that Mouth is giving the "hang-loose" sign, not something else!


We had to have a "snack-break" every few hours to save the boys from a cruel death from starvation.







It was really hard to get the "C" without a bunch of strangers with C-dog for this picture. People love to loiter around the "CALIFORNIA" letters.








Rides are fun!









Here we are waiting for Jill's fav ride Big Thunder Candy Mountain Railroad, or something like that. We rode it a bunch of times. I think we hit the biggies 2-3 times each. The boy's favorite was California Screamin'. It was too intense for Allie. She went on it once, but her knees were shaking at the end. She was a good sport.





We saw a lot of characters on this trip. It was fun to joke around with them.







Goofy was a fun character, but our favorite was Stitch. He was mischievous and tried to steal the boy's bacon. Hands off the bacon, man!













OK, seriously, who is the cutest? You know my vote!









One perk of staying in the DL hotel was "magic mornings". We got to go in the park an hour early on Sat and Sun. There were very short lines for all the good rides. We did the Matterhorn twice!






At the dinner buffet, we'd just sat down and ordered our drinks, when we noticed that Mouth was gone. We looked around and found him over loading up on the delicious buffet. Do you see him over there? He does love to eat, but only at the buffet! One bite of everything- a dream come true. Plus, all those desserts, yum.





Disneyland was super-duper. The best part of the trip? Having Jill along. She is wonderful! Thanks for coming, Jill!



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Monday, December 29, 2008

All I want for Christmas...

Tank worked really hard and got one of his front teeth out just before Christmas.

Of course, once it was out, he didn't like it at all. He was really upset and wanted it put back in. I asked him to let me take a picture, but he really didn't want to. You may not know this, but my boys know that I am a mean dad and insist on pictures even when the kids are mad. It was really hard for him, but tank really tried to smile. After all of the pain and suffering, we ended up with this cute series of pictures, with C-dog "helping" by sticking his head in front of the camera.

































This was the cutest. The other tooth is sooo loose and could fall out at any time.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Halloween!

Halloween was great fun. This was probably the best Halloween I've had a quite a few years. We had a bunch of family over and the weather was great. The kids are a bit older and not quite as whiny. Plus Halloween in AZ (or at least where we live in AZ) is a social holiday where everybody gets outside and has a good time.


By the way, sorry that I'm posting about Halloween 2 months late!


This is a photo of the twin cousins next to this creepy guy that came to our party. I told them to stay away, but they wanted a picture!





In our neighborhood, the neighbors get together and have driveway get-togethers. So a lot of houses are dark and empty, but the people are over at the neighbors. It's fun to see everyone, and it's really warm outside still. The witch's brew on the table is homemade rootbeer. Thanks, Brad!




The kids had a blast carving their pumpkins. Do you see any resemblance between the jack-o-lanterns and the carvers?






Mouth wanted to be some sort of death-demon. He looked pretty scary, even though the face paint gave him a rash.





Mouth really loves Star Wars (who dosen't?). He had a blast being a clone trooper (do not call him a storm trooper, or face his wrath!). It was really hard finding a star wars blaster in the stores. We had to order one from amazon.



C-dog was an Arizona Cardinals football player. He's really into football. It was funny how much heckling he got from the neighbors. I guess 30 years of the Cardinals sucking has turned some people off of them. This year they're pretty good 8-6 so far and they clinched their division for the first time since 1975.


Oh the horror! can't you hear the screams as the pumpkins melt into the earth!

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fun Family Visits: Kristi


You thought I was kidding about a lot of visits this fall, didn't you. Well, it was awesome. Kristi, Kelly and Chase came for Halloween.

Fortunately, I had recently switched to DirecTV, so I finally can watch BYU football on the Mountain channel. I haven't been able to watch football ever since some genius decided it would be a good idea to broadcast mountain west football on a channel no one gets. But I digress. It is germane that I discuss the acquisition of the mountain channel (DirecTV channel 616), because there was no way that Kelly was going to come down unless we had it ;). The game was really exciting and it was sweet for me to have the expert on the couch to answer all my questions. Thanks, Kelly!



We went to the zoo, which is always a good time. It was really hot that day and everyone was looking for some shade. So we hit the stingray exhibit( I apologize to any marine biologists out there if these are not stingrays, maybe they are some other kind of ray). It was really neat, and we all got to pet and feed the rays. There were also some sort of bottom feeding sharks in there and some other icky creatures. The kids loved it.
The funnest part was, of course, Halloween. Halloween is really fun here because it's not freezing so people can go outside and par-tay. The kids can also show off their costumes, because they don't have to wear coats. Most people get some friends and neighbors and sit in their driveways and chow as the kids go by. We went trick-or-treating for a hour or so until the kids were done, then just sat around and talked. It was really fun. I'll post some more Halloween pictures and details in another post, because this one has too many pictures already.

Thanks for coming Kelly, Kristi and Buzz Lightyear!

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

My Complaint List


Mouth handed me a sheet of paper during church last Sunday. It was titled:

My Complaint List December 7 2008.


My dad is a big fat meanie and this is why. He made me pick up the dog poop with my crazy brother. And my other crazy brother yelled at me while I was getting dressed. And my mom she had to leave at 6:45 AM in the morning. So now at church my dad forgot something so he had to go home to get it. So now my brothers and I are all alone. And now my scout leader is telling us about the Gospel being true and all. And now a lady is talking about something tender about the Savior. Oh and I forgot when we came to church we had to sit on the hard chairs all of them are so hard and not comfortable at all. And that's all my complaints.

Here was my response. It was titled:

Complaint list of a 9 year old African boy.

My dad is dead
My mom is dead
I live with my grandmother in a one-room shack with 12 of my cousins
I sleep on dirt with no blanket
I have to get up at 6:45 AM to go out and try to find a bug to eat before the other kids eat them all.

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Don't read this post...

...if you have a sensitive nature and do not like salty language.

So tank came up to me the other day and said:

Tank: Dad, I know a bad word
Dad: Oh?
Tank: Should I tell it to you?
Dad: Well, sure, if you want to.
Tank: OK, I don't want to say it, I want to spell it
Dad: That's probably better anyway
Tank: It's A-S-S-O

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Fun Family Visits: Angie

The next to visit us was Angie and her two oldest boys. (She has not yet begun to blog, so I cannot provide a link. Here's how to sign up, Ang!). Her daughter was so upset to be left behind- I hope she's forgiven you Angie. Thanks to Tyler for watching the other kids so Angie and the boys could visit.




They came in the middle of October, so we were able to go with them to the Schnepf farms fall activities. We went last year as well. It's a fun working farm with a mini carnival and hay ride and pig races and chili cookout and pedal carts and so forth. It's really a lot of fun.




















We also went on a nature hike with them to show them the unique desert landscape (and to get the wiggles out!)








Homies in the house!

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Saturday, December 6, 2008

Fun Family Visits: Bucket Heads



























I went through a blogging slump recently, if you haven't noticed, and quite a few important events were not immortalized in this historical record. One of the reasons for my slump was that as the number of missed posts grew, it became daunting to even think about starting again and catching up.

In order to catch up, I'm going to briefly review the amazing amount of family visits we've had here this fall. Thanks everyone- it really makes us feel less isolated when we live so far away!


The first to visit were the Bucket Heads, minus the main bucket, John, who had to stay home and work. It was really fun to see them! The kids had SO much fun running around, screaming and singing with the girls. I'm not sure that "Lucille" was supposed to be running around, as she had just barely suffered a horrible accident that cut her leg badly and severed most of the important bits in there. But she apparently cannot be stopped from loving life!

I don't know why I don't have any good pictures of their visit. I think we were enjoying chatting with Laura and Jill too much to remember. These shots do capture the insanity of dancing to the radio.

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Friday, December 5, 2008

Soda Pop by Any Other Name...



Delicious Soda Pop. I love the fizz that fills the air with moist aroma when you first pop open a can. I love how that first big drink burns as it cleans off the back of your throat. Dee-licious!

I grew up always calling it Pop. It wasn't until college that I noticed that some people call it Soda. Then I started getting a complex that it was supposed to be called Soda, and only redneck-hicks-from-the-hills ever called it Pop. I've tried switching to using the word "Soda", but it always felt foreign to me. Like saying "tomatoe" instead of "tomato".

I was thrilled to find this map showing that a large portion of the country uses the term Pop as a generic name for soft drinks. Only the southwest, northeast, and a strange cluster around St. Louis commonly use the term Soda.

Oddly enough, the south seems to use the term Coke. Doesn't that seem confusing? It seems to me that a lot of Abbott-and-Costello-style "who's on first" conversations go on at restaurants in the South.


Southern Waitress: Howdy, y'all. Wouldja like summat to drink?
Yankee Customer: How about a Coke?
Waitress: Sure, hun. Whatja like?
Yankee: Uhh, a Coke please.
Waitress: Well, dumplin', of course we have Coke here. Wouldja like a sprite?
Confused Yankee: No, no, a Coke!
Waitress: Now puddin', don't get all riled up. How about a nice Grape Nehi?
Disconcerted Yankee: Never mind, just get me some ice water.


Is this really true? Can anyone out there confirm it?

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Thursday, December 4, 2008

We forgot to have a concert!

When school started in August, C-dog had to choose between the dance/theater/video production class group or band for the year. He really wanted to do video production, but there was no way he was going to do dance! So it was band. He picked the trumpet because it was small and only has three valves. (he thought it would be easy, Ha!)

He's been playing trumpet for 4 months now. The first few months were pretty rough, but he persevered and in the last couple of weeks, he's starting to sound pretty good.

He was really upset that we forgot to have a concert for the cousins who were just here (more about the many visitors soon). So I agreed to post a video for them to watch of him "in concert". Enjoy!


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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Arizona Winter Boots

 



Even in Arizona you need some furry boots in the winter!

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